I Might Be Too Much,But Honey You're a Bit Obscene

Kevin Smith said my name and read my tweet to everyone last night. Silent fucking Bob. With Jason...

Thu, 23 May 2013 11:14:11 -0400

Kevin Smith said my name and read my tweet to everyone last night. Silent fucking Bob. With Jason Mewes, my high school hero, sitting right fucking next to him. Too fucking cool.

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Thu, 23 May 2013 11:11:45 -0400

Here's the tracklist of a mix CD I'm listening to...it's from 2006 or so.

Wed, 22 May 2013 13:38:46 -0400

1. The Last Song - All-American Rejects

2. Lying is the Most Fun a Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off - Panic! At the Disco

3. This Is the Night - Clay Aiken

4. Pop Princess - The Click Five

5.Whip It - Devo

6. The Crows Are Coming For Us - From First to Last

7.Nice Guys Finish Last - Green Day

8. Mmmbop - Hanson

9.The Levy - From First to Last

10. Call N’ Return - Hellogoodbye

11. Word Up! - Korn

12. Ultimate - Lindsay Lohan

13. I Never Told You What I Do For a Living - My Chemical Romance

14. Jesse Buy Nothing…Go to Prom Anyways! - Hellogoodbye

15. Beep - Pussycat Dolls (this might be the most embarassing song on here)

16. Hollow - Submersed

17. Afterbirth - From First to Last

18. I Dare You - Shinedown

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Wed, 22 May 2013 12:16:54 -0400

prettyy0ungthingg: I’m the prettiest right now I guess

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:16:17 -0400

prettyy0ungthingg:

I’m the prettiest right now I guess

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Wed, 22 May 2013 12:16:12 -0400

wraparoundcurl: queen-dandelion: there should be like a strip club only with hot dads in good...

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:16:07 -0400

wraparoundcurl:

queen-dandelion:

there should be like a strip club only with hot dads in good shoes with their legs propped up on tables sipping coffee and staring at you over the tops of their glasses when you walk in

goddamn i would lose so much money

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Wed, 22 May 2013 12:16:03 -0400

"He would wake from sleep to miss the weight that never depressed the bed next to him, remember in..."

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:15:58 -0400

“He would wake from sleep to miss the weight that never depressed the bed next to him, remember in earnest the weight of gestures she never made, long for the un-weight of her un-arm slung over his too real chest.”

- Jonathan Safran Foer, Everything Is Illuminated (via sweet-vision)

novoselic-psychedelic: angel

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:15:53 -0400

novoselic-psychedelic:

angel

theniftyfifties: Late 1950s kitchen design.

Wed, 22 May 2013 12:15:48 -0400

theniftyfifties:

Late 1950s kitchen design.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 11:59:08 -0400

iamaliveandyouaredead: Dante and Randal

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:56:10 -0400

iamaliveandyouaredead:

Dante and Randal

My first thought may or may not have been “I’mma sit...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:28:12 -0400

My first thought may or may not have been “I’mma sit on dat face”. Sorry I’m not sorry…

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Tue, 21 May 2013 16:24:06 -0400

what she says: i'm fine

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:23:18 -0400

what she says: i'm fine
what she means: i want to make out with lindsey buckingham

ta-ble: wife of Souljaboy Tellem

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:22:19 -0400

ta-ble:

wife of Souljaboy Tellem

holyharam: ….and lynse showing white kids across the United...

Tue, 21 May 2013 16:22:06 -0400

holyharam:

….and lynse showing white kids across the United States and Canada how to Bankhead bounce

moshymccoy: “Duh duh… duh duh… duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh...

Tue, 21 May 2013 14:31:01 -0400

moshymccoy:

“Duh duh… duh duh… duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh… Salsa shark! We’re gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark’s in the salsa. Our shark.”

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Tue, 21 May 2013 12:06:49 -0400