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My first thought may or may not have been “I’mma sit on dat face”. Sorry I’m not sorry…
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  • what she says: i'm fine
  • what she means: i want to make out with lindsey buckingham
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ta-ble:

wife of Souljaboy Tellem
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moshymccoy:

“Duh duh… duh duh… duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh… Salsa shark! We’re gonna need a bigger boat! Man goes into cage, cage goes into salsa. Shark’s in the salsa. Our shark.”
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Jeah!
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If you don’t think that taking a big, healthy poop is one of the best feelings in the world, you are lying.

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tenderghost:

awwww-cute:

One of my friends got chased by little piggies during his bike ride

this is the opposite of a problem
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lonelywhiteasian:

lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever

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